Things That Keep Me Awake At Night

My new neighbor is a skinny younger guy with groomed blonde hair and a farmer's tan. He speaks with a rural Virginia accent and has a four year old son who visits on weekends. They go on walks and throw ball in the field across the street. He dresses kind of like a country version of James Dean - cuffed blue jeans, tan colored square-toed Frye boots, tucked in solid colored t-shirt with a pack of Marloboros rolled up in the sleeve. He plays low and lonesome songs on an acoustic while sitting on the front porch with a cigarette dangling from his mouth. His dog sits by his feet and bays along with the guitar a little bit. The cute little brunette who visits seems to be interested in him. The red head is his sister, I'll bet.

But there is one aspect of his character that I just can't seem to wrap my head around.

His car:

Comments

[Slick]

A hillybilly redneck metrosexual??

Where in the heck do you live?! lol